Monday, November 7, 2016

Phrases and Script

1) "God damn it Barb!!!" - Burnie Burns. It was in a Roosterteeth podcast when Barbara Dunkelman made a bad pun and her boss got annoyed about how dumb the pun was.

2) "We want a vote that counts!!" - Anonymous member. This person was chanting this at this years Million Mask March. He was chanting this to random people on the streets of Chicago.

3) "Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing it down." - Adam Savage. It was from the Tree Canon episode from Mythbusters and Adam was breaking the 4th wall and telling the audience the importance of writing things down.

4) "I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage. It was from a early episode from Mythbusters and Adam was surprised about the result of a experiment.

5) "Today I want to vote." - student to teacher. A student was explaining to her teacher why she would be late to a teacher's class.


The Experiment
by
Michael Goss


EXT. AN ABANDONED MILITARY COMPLEX - Day
SAM stands behind a plexiglass wall, adjusting his safety gear, eyes fixed on 55-gallon metal drum being heated up in the distance. He was creating a science experiment video for YouTube.

SAM
Well it is only a matter of time
before I spray the drum with water.

He waits a few more minutes with his gaze flicking between the 55-gallon metal drum and a temperature gauge attached to the plexiglass wall in front of him.

SAM (CONT’D)
Ok I am stopping the heating on the drum.

SAM flips a switch labeled “heating element” then grabs a rope that is attached to a bucket, full of cool water, over the metal drum.

SAM (CONT’D)
In three, two, one.

He then yanks on the rope causing the bucket to tilt over and bump the water onto the metal drum. The cool water causes the heated up 55-gallon metal drum to crush itself as the metal contracts.

SAM (CONT’D)
HOLY CRAP.
(He jumps back a little before writing something down)
Well just remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing it down.

SAM then turns to the camera and gives a thumbs up.