Monday, November 14, 2016
Monday, November 7, 2016
Phrases and Script
1) "God damn it Barb!!!" - Burnie Burns. It was in a Roosterteeth podcast when Barbara Dunkelman made a bad pun and her boss got annoyed about how dumb the pun was.
2) "We want a vote that counts!!" - Anonymous member. This person was chanting this at this years Million Mask March. He was chanting this to random people on the streets of Chicago.
3) "Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing it down." - Adam Savage. It was from the Tree Canon episode from Mythbusters and Adam was breaking the 4th wall and telling the audience the importance of writing things down.
4) "I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage. It was from a early episode from Mythbusters and Adam was surprised about the result of a experiment.
5) "Today I want to vote." - student to teacher. A student was explaining to her teacher why she would be late to a teacher's class.
2) "We want a vote that counts!!" - Anonymous member. This person was chanting this at this years Million Mask March. He was chanting this to random people on the streets of Chicago.
3) "Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing it down." - Adam Savage. It was from the Tree Canon episode from Mythbusters and Adam was breaking the 4th wall and telling the audience the importance of writing things down.
4) "I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage. It was from a early episode from Mythbusters and Adam was surprised about the result of a experiment.
5) "Today I want to vote." - student to teacher. A student was explaining to her teacher why she would be late to a teacher's class.
The Experiment
by
Michael Goss
EXT. AN ABANDONED MILITARY COMPLEX
- Day
SAM
stands behind a plexiglass wall, adjusting his safety gear, eyes fixed on
55-gallon metal drum being heated up in the distance. He was creating a science
experiment video for YouTube.
SAM
Well it is only a matter of
time
before I spray the drum with
water.
He
waits a few more minutes with his gaze flicking between the 55-gallon metal drum
and a temperature gauge attached to the plexiglass wall in front of him.
SAM (CONT’D)
Ok I am stopping the heating
on the drum.
SAM flips a switch labeled “heating
element” then grabs a rope that is attached to a bucket, full of cool water,
over the metal drum.
SAM (CONT’D)
In three, two, one.
He
then yanks on the rope causing the bucket to tilt over and bump the water onto
the metal drum. The cool water causes the heated up 55-gallon metal drum to
crush itself as the metal contracts.
SAM (CONT’D)
HOLY CRAP.
(He jumps back a little
before writing something down)
Well just remember kids,
the only difference between Science and screwing around is writing it down.
SAM then turns to the camera
and gives a thumbs up.
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